Protect yourself.

The real answer is 24.


I slash you with a skyward strike from my master sword.

...

I have an undestroyable iron umbrella that turns into a black hole when you hit it. Buh-bai!

I charge at you with my umbrella.

And it's possible, if on tiptoes, to stand between the raindrops.

I have nothing.

I jump out of your way.

He doesn't look a thing like Jesus. But more than you'll ever know.

i walk to the top cause u jumped out of the way

i have a flame thrower

This is were terror begins and ends, with stones all around, don't get to close or you'll be sunk into the ground.

I put up my flame shield and yell incoherent rants.

I have the ability to read and control site admin's minds.

The button I carry around doesn't necessarily make things EASIER...

I come after you in real life.

I have an iron will!

Moo.

Not anymore you don't.

I have a pointy object

They can never have yesterday

I take it and poke you.

I have Kirby to protect me.

If you say you can, or say you cannot, you are right.

I get an 8-bit kirby and it glitches and destroys your kirby.

I hack dsipaint and give myself bbmin powers. Now I can delete anyones post, therefor I'm unstoppable.

cant believe this place is still alive

Raisons du Coeur and I come after you in real life.

I know where you live. o.o

If you say you can, or say you cannot, you are right.

I'm waiting. ;D

I have a puppy named Mr. Barky Von Schnowzer.

Moo.

I use teh internets to troll yuo n00b,

I have the Master Sword.

If you say you can, or say you cannot, you are right.

I eat it.

I have the power to resurect threads with the power of 'bump'.

If you say you can, or say you cannot, you are right.

I cut you. e-0

I have crazy eyes.

Moo.

i have a extra large car crusher that crushes you and you die.

I have an unlimeted supply of skyrim and tvs and consols inviting you to play

People sometimes need to break rules to help a friend who hurts.

I turn off the power and you didn't get to save.

I know where you live. I am armed.

If you say you can, or say you cannot, you are right.

the lipstick decides to eat half of you

i am invulnerable

People sometimes need to break rules to help a friend who hurts.

I erase the in- and unleash all hell on you.

I'm adorable.

Moo.

i put you in the salt and you die because you are like a slug

i have free cheese

People sometimes need to break rules to help a friend who hurts.

I give you a gun that cannot hurt me. Use it wisely.

I have the Spur. You have no idea how powerful it is.

If you say you can, or say you cannot, you are right.