Alright, storywriters. I have a challenge for y'all.
Write a story. Not just any story, though, it has to follow some rules.
First off, you must include the following phrases in your story:
• I used to be a pie.
• Git gud, Bananaman.
• Veni, vidi, vici, your mom.
• I liek trains.
• George walked off the cliff, falling into a grapefruit farm and dying. The end.
• MOM GET THE CAMERA
• Do you think zepplins are a bad investiment?
• My uncle Apple owned a Gary farm once.
• Try deleting System 32.
• The lard's in the car, Tina.
• I tried to use BBC iPlayer. My phone then blew up, and I was in the hospital for weeks.
• 3.141592623 = pi
• First, lemme take a selfie.
• 9+10=21
• The cake happens to be a lie. Such upsetting news to hear.
• Grab the shotgun, we're going n00b huntin'.
• Slenderman is bae.
• This statement is false.
• I'm pretty sure we're not in Kansas anymore, Toto...
• Then he just fell over and died. Huh.
You must also...
• Make it humorous (shouldn't be too hard with those phrases)
• Include at least one (1) ship
• Have a psychotic character
• Have some sort of Deez Nuts reference
That's about all I can think of right now. Challenge ends November 26th (Thanksgiving, I believe), so get writin'.
(Update 1: Fixed a spelling error.)
(Update 2: Fixed due date.)
Huehuehuehue, I post it here, then copy it onto a blog >:3
PART ONE
Once upon a time....
I used to be a pie...
It was great, everybody ate the slices...They were my friends, though...There was one last slice..That slice...Was me..
I was put in a fridge. It was cold, then I saw a banana. It wasn't a normal banana, though...
His name...Was Bananaman..
The first thing I said to him, "Git gud, Bananaman." I stopped. How did I know his name? Bananaman replied back, "K." Then jumped out of the fridge...I never heard from him since...Anyway, I was eaten...It was painful...Very. But, I came back to life as a human...That was strange, being able to move...The first thing I saw...Was a man beating up a boy...I had no knowledge of words, but I said, "STOP BULLYING HIM!" The man looked at me, then continued punching the boy. "MOM, GET THE CAMERA--" I had no mother...I was alone..No friends, nobody to love... The bullied boy's name was George. George walked off the cliff, falling into a grapefruit farm and dying. The end, for him. The bully walked off after saying, "Veni, vidi, vici, your mom. By the way, I liek trains." He stopped after walking off, and I saw a random train run him over...This was a tragic and cruel world... Some random person named Tina came over and asked me where the lard was. I shrugged, and answered, "the lard's in the car, Tina."
@acidapple
20 Nov 2015 04:01
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PART TWO
Tina looked around, then back at me "How do you know my name!?"
She then got in the car, and drove off with the lard...
I then heard two people in a conversation, "Do you think zepplins are a bad investment" The other shook his head, and said, "My uncle Apple owned a Gary farm once.." the other quickly said, "GRAB THE SHOTGUN, WE'RE GOING N00B HUNTIN'"
I shipped them...The girl and guy kissed. I said "OMG!! SO CUUUTE!!" The guy said, "Indeed. Slenderman IS bae.." The girl turned into slenderman and killed him...That was horrible...The slenderman said, "TELL ME WHAT 9+10 IS!" I said 19...I was wrong...She, or...He, said "WRONG! 9+10=21!" I quickly answered, "This statement is false. But first, lemme take a selfie." And got the heck out of there. Once I got home, someone asked me something. I replied, "Try deleting System 32.." It worked. Then, I tried to use BBC iPlayer. My phone then blew up, and I was in the hospital for weeks. The doctor asked me something...
I said, "3.141592623 = pi"
@acidapple
21 Nov 2015 20:24
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PART THREE: END
The doctor looked at me with a strange face. Then he said, "You are okay. You may go now.." I got up and walked out of the hospital..."WAIT!" The doctor said. "YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!" ...Then there he was, my best friend that I first met in front of the doctor....
Bananaman....
@ianoliver604
21 Nov 2015 02:38
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yush
you won
@acidapple
21 Nov 2015 19:43
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By @ianoliver604
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