For dad . Who's always been with me. Maybe I should help him more.




"Are we there?" I said .
"Yea." I realized I should be sad. Only because my aunt was dead. We got out of the car and walked in. It felt as if the door was gonna slam right in to me. It did. To my brother. We got in line to pay our respects and it was a big line. I mean big. But back to the story. The thing in my pocket started stabbing me in the thigh. Then it left a little shock. We got to the front of the line and nelt down. then that thing in my pocket fell out on to the floor . As you know, metals can be used as wires. So as soon as it fell it shocked the coffin. and my now ALIVE aunt Everyone screamed. Then realized . " She's alive!".
The story got around how I shock some one with a battery and they shot up like a gun. I became famous for a year. Now docters use the method of the double A Durracell battery. So thats it...