I have One Myself:
One Day Link And His Friend Saw The Girls Toliets. They wanted to see wat its like so his friend carve boob shapes and they put it under their tees and went in and said'Hi girls we are new. then their fake boobs came out and the girls bash them up and kick them out lol

Quoth 2Kittehs...:

Once there was a king and his 3 daughters,The first daughter came up and asked"why is my name Daisy?"The king replied"because when you were born,a daisy fell on your head"the second daughter asked"why is my name Rose?"the second daughter"because when you were born,a rose fell on your head"The third daughter came in and yelled"DER DE DER DE DER!"the king replied"SHUT-UP CINDERBLOCK!"xD

Nice Story So I Will Make this just my joke blog for now

Once there was a king and his 3 daughters,The first daughter came up and asked"why is my name Daisy?"The king replied"because when you were born,a daisy fell on your head"the second daughter asked"why is my name Rose?"the second daughter"because when you were born,a rose fell on your head"The third daughter came in and yelled"DER DE DER DE DER!"the king replied"SHUT-UP CINDERBLOCK!"xD