This post is for comedy purposes, although I doubt it will make anyone laugh to begin with.


A while back, fast-food giant Wendy's released a burger called the Baconator. It was a huge beef patty with bacon on it. You can probably still buy it at your closest Wendy's. Now don't get me wrong; I love burgers. I love bacon, too! Hell, I don't even mind if you put bacon on your burger. So why do I hate the Baconator?

Shortly after the original Baconator,  they released the double Baconator, which is pretty much the same thing with two beef patties. I was also cool with this. I'm a big guy, I could use some extra meat, right?

Then came the TRIPLE Baconator. When I first saw this thing, I was officially dumbfounded. It's not even safe to call this thing a BURGER anymore. It's more like a mountain of meat with two tiny buns to make it SEEM like a burger instead. I question how they even had the mind to create such a monster! If you have a burger with THREE freaking patties on it, and you can honestly say "Now, let's throw some bacon on that son-of-a-gun!"....
YOU NEED HELP, SIR.

And, before I go, I might as well troll the name of it. "Baconator" is OBVIOUSLY a ripoff of "Terminator," so, what is it terminating? The answer: It's terminating YOU, after you die at the age 27 from a heart attack for eating the damn thing.


Okay, enough drilling for now. You can expect a MUCH LONGER Justin Bieber rant in the near future.

- StuffMan