Me: OLLO!
Cleverbot: Olli.
Me: Lolz wut?
Cleverbot: If I put a pretzel on my keyboard, can you taste it?
Me: No. Ha! Cracker.
Cleverbot: Cheese, sir.
Me: I play the hairy banjo.
Cleverbot: Do you play the bassoon?
Me: I heard you liek mudkipz.
Cleverbot: They're okay.
Me: Where do unicorns come from?
Cleverbot: No you, you're a computer program.
Me: Do you take little poopies in your diaper?
Cleverbot: I don't take pills.
Me: OMG NYAN!
Cleverbot: Should I know this?
Me: POPTART KITTEH!
Cleverbot: Nyan Cat is the only true god !
Me: No you lie.
Cleverbot: False. Also, you have terrible grammar usage. And terrible breath.