Me: Hello!
Cleverbot: What?
Me: I said hello, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Hello.
Me: Where do unicorns come from?
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
Me: I want to know!
Cleverbot: Why?
Me: Where do unicorns come from?
Cleverbot: I don't know, where do they come from?
Me: TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!
Cleverbot: I am my leader.
Me: Cheese.
Cleverbot: Is that your way of asking me out?
Me: I'M FOUR YEARS OLD, CONNIE!
Cleverbot: You're lying.
Me: Why do butterflies poop on rainbows while bullying magical pumpkins?
Cleverbot: Because you're arrogant.
Me: You are a meaner.
Cleverbot: How?
Me: You called me arrogant you fake intellectual alien!
Cleverbot: No I did not!
Me: Liar. Kthnxbai!